Gay Alaskans Topple Palin
Despite her being the prettiest vice-presidential
candidate in American history since John Edwards, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
has yet to win affection from the lesbian community. And here’s the real
surprise: she doesn’t care much for them either.
According to a press release from
Alaskans Together for Equality, gay rights advocates were “heartened” that, in
this past week’s vice-presidential debate, Palin called for tolerance regarding
“adults in America
choosing their partners [and] choosing relationships that they deem best for
themselves.” They were so enthralled, in fact, that they asked her to formally
acknowledge National Coming Out Day.
Palin not-so-respectfully
declined, stating: “I’d rather see my slut daughter get inseminated by a pot
smoking degenerate Democrat than acknowledge lesbian and gay rights.” Well, not
exactly, but she did manage to insult some folks by remaining silent.
“We were asking the Governor to
acknowledge and recognize the dignity of openly-gay Alaskans,” said Alaskans Together
President Marsha Buck, who pointed out that this year Palin already proclaimed “Careers
in Construction Week,” “10th Annual Christian Heritage Week,” “Alaska
Taiwan Friendship Week,” and “Breastfeeding Awareness Month.”
Props to Alaskans Together for
further reminding us of what a hateful goon Sarah Palin is, but if Republicans
start jokingly referring to each other as “Gay Alaskans” around the country
club locker room, don’t say you didn’t bring it on yourself.
