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Dance, Monkey: Josh Blue

We put a visiting comic on the hot seat

By SARA FAITH ALTERMAN | April 7, 2008

Josh Blue

What cartoon character would you most like to have sex with? And you can’t say Jafar from Aladdin, because that’s totally mine.
Ariel from The Little Mermaid. I’ve never made out with a fish woman before. All kinds of other women, but no fish.

You went to the Evergreen State College in Olympia, Washington. How did you possibly survive four long years of being entrenched with dirty hippies?
A steady regime of marijuana. That helped. I too am a dirty hippie. But I’m different, because I believe in soap — in that I believe it exists.

Finally, finally, the New Kids on the Block are reuniting! How do you think their first live show will go down?
Hopefully in a ball of flames.

What do you think about “vegetarians” who eat fish?
I think it’s bullshit. I’m totally okay with vegetarians who want to make out with fish women, though, as long as I can watch.

Josh Blue | Comedy Connection, Saugus | April 10 | Comedy Connection, Boston | April 11-12 | 617.248.9700

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