"Charlie Sheen: "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Tour"
Duck and cover, Boston. We’re about to be assaulted with a barrage of bat-shit-crazy, tiger-blood-boiling mayhem as the one-car pile-up known as Charlie Sheen crashes into town on his "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour. The thing is, nobody (perhaps not even Sheen himself) knows what the hell this show is about. Stand-up? Probably not. Ranting and raving while foaming at the mouth? Shadowboxing with invisible warlock nemeses? On-stage defecation? In any event, it’s going to get weird. One can only hope that Casey Affleck and his "documentary" cameras are lurking somewhere behind this wizard’s curtain.